If I can tell you one thing, its to work your ass off in college. Go to class, study, do well. I’m not going to speak to you like you’re a lost child, you’re an adult now. Do work now, study, learn, better yourself. So when its time for a job, you won’t have to do half the shit you do here. You work now, so you can sit on your ass later. I’m not going to lie to you, I’m not a millionaire. But, I get paid a comfortable amount just to sit here, check my e-mails, tell people like you what to do, and ponder on what kinda food my gold-digging wife will make for dinner tonight. Do work now, so you can get paid to do nothing later.

—He asked that I don’t put his name on here. This is my kind of advice though.